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TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me? 

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN
PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND
BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP
‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH

I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO)
RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE)
SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW)
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN
YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN
BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’

DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP
WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP
TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT
SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE
TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK
THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO
WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH

[CHORUS AGAIN]

ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE
I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS
IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR
AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER

I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY
TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY
‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE.

AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT
OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT DOWN

[CHORUS X2]

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE

NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN

[CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE

THIS FUCKING FANDOM OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

THIS.

THIS IS.

AMAZING.